The tounge-in-cheek report from Scrappleface:
Harriet Miers today withdrew her name from consideration as a Supreme Court Justice so she could “spend more time with family and friends, and just humans in general.”
“During the weeks since my nomination,” said Miss Miers, “as I made the rounds on Capitol Hill, I have missed the fellowship of human beings that I enjoyed on earth. So, I’m returning to the mother planet.”
Miss Miers said her withdrawal was also prompted by a desire “to pursue other interests…like picking at my cornea with a dental instrument.”
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I'm glad Miers choose (/was chosen) to return to the mother plant. Now, let's make way for every liberal's nightmare: an unabashed and well known conservative judge. O_O
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