Nice Car Dad, Can I Take it Out for a Spin?

New Ferrari for Dad -- $1,000,000.00


Junior takes Dad's new Ferrari out for a spin.
Junior hits utility pole at 200 mph.








Waiting list for new Ferrari -- 2 years.
Waiting list for Junior to take next Ferrari out for a spin -- not in this lifetime.

By the way, the car had 9 miles on the odometer -- 8 while on the road; 1 while disintegrating along the highway. :-)