Monday, May 15, 2006

Dear Pres. Bush ...

MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO

David M. Bresnahan

April 1, 2006

NewsWithViews.com

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don’t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

Sincerely,

David M. Bresnahan

© 2006 David M. Bresnahan - All Rights Reserved

Gotta Love This ...

... it's the closest you'll ever see the Cubs in relation to the World Series!

Saturday, May 13, 2006

"24" Truisms

I'm almost done with Season 4 of "24" and have started a short list of "24" truisms:
  • Truism #1. If you are a bad guy with information Jack Bauer needs. It is a truism that you will talk. The only question is how much pain you'll suffer before you give Jack the information he needs.
  • Truism #2. If you are Jack's back-up on a field assignment, it's a truism that you're as good as dead. No one has a shorter life expectancy than the guy standing next to Jack Bauer.
  • Truism #3. If you are a bad guy and CTU finds out your location and surrounds it, it is a truism that you're going to escape. I can't recall a single instance where CTU set up a perimeter to prevent a bad guy's escape and they caught the bad guy -- instead, the bad guy slips through each time. There's nothing as porous as a CTU perimeter!
  • Trusim #4. If you are the head of CTU Los Angeles at the beginning of a season, it is a truism that you won't be by the end of the season.
Organic Frauds

Bet you thought when you bought organic food you were participating in a counter-cultural movement and defying the evil agricultural conglomerants who want to sell you GMO'd veggies and hormone-injected chickens. Well here's an eye-opener from the New Yorker magazine.

PARADISE SOLD
What are you buying when you buy organic?
by STEVEN SHAPIN
Issue of 2006-05-15
Posted 2006-05-08

The share price of the Whole Foods Market, Inc., now stands at $62.49. Adjusting for stock splits and dividends, one share would have cost you $2.92 when the company opened on Nasdaq, in January of 1992, so it has done extremely well. Last year, its total revenue was more than $5 billion and its gross profit was more than $1.6 billion. In 2004, according to the Financial Times, Whole Foods was “the fastest-growing mass retailer in the US, with same-store sales rising 17.1 per cent quarter-on-quarter.” Having opened in 1978 with a single countercultural vegetarian establishment in Austin, Texas, Whole Foods now has a hundred and eighty-one natural-food supermarkets, including many acquired in purchases of smaller chains: among them, Wellspring Grocery, in 1991; Bread & Circus, in 1992; Mrs. Gooch’s Natural Foods, in 1993; and Fresh Fields, in 1996. In 2004, Whole Foods opened a fifty-eight-thousand-square-foot mega-mart in the new Time Warner Center, at Columbus Circle, with forty-two cash registers, a two-hundred-and-forty-eight-seat café, and three hundred and ninety employees. “Our goal is to provide New Yorkers with an engaging shopping experience and to become an integral part of this truly unique community,” a company executive said. And in 2004 Whole Foods crossed the Atlantic, acquiring six Fresh & Wild stores in London and making plans to open others there under its own name. Its ambitions are global.

I like to shop at Whole Foods. Sometimes I go there just to see the variety and the colors: what new kinds of chard and kale will they have today? The employees—“team members,” as they’re called—seem reasonably happy and are often quite knowledgeable about the things they sell. A Wellesley graduate is one of the company’s prize exhibits. “I just hang on to the fact that my job is good in some larger sense,” she says on the corporate Web site. “If people buy the sprouts, they’re eating healthier foods, the farmer is doing well, and it’s good for the planet because they’re grown organically.” Since 1998, Whole Foods has ranked high among Fortune’s “100 Best Companies to Work For in America.” Although the company is as ferociously anti-union as Wal-Mart—John Mackey, the volubly libertarian founder and C.E.O., has called unions “parasites”—Whole Foods limits the compensation of its highest-paid executives to no more than fourteen times the employee salary average, and it likes to talk about how it rewards team members’ initiative. Mackey once told Forbes, “Business is simple. Management’s job is to take care of employees. The employees’ job is to take care of the customers. Happy customers take care of the shareholders. It’s a virtuous circle.” Whole Foods gives people what they want, or, at least, the increasing number of people who don’t blanch at the prices, which have earned the company the presumably affectionate nickname “Whole Paycheck”: $3.98 for a five-ounce plastic box of Earthbound Farm organic baby arugula salad; $2.98 for six and three-quarter ounces of intricately packaged Earthbound Farm organic “mini-peeled carrots with Ranch Dip.” For the price of the fixings for a modest family dinner at Whole Foods, you could just about afford one share of its stock. The motto of the great English supermarket pioneer Sir Jack Cohen was “Pile it high; sell it cheap.” Whole Foods has shown the rewards that can flow from the opposite policy.

Whole Foods is only the most visible face of the newly confident organic industry. In February, Consumer Reports announced that sales of organic products had gone up twenty per cent a year during the past decade, reaching $15 billion in 2004—out of a total U.S. food system worth a trillion dollars—and that nearly two-thirds of American consumers bought organic foods last year, paying, on average, a fifty-per-cent premium over conventional foods. In March, Wal-Mart made the remarkable announcement that it would double its organic-grocery offerings immediately. Wal-Mart is betting that, if it follows its usual practice of squeezing suppliers and cutting prices ruthlessly, the taste for organic foods will continue to spread across the social landscape. “We don’t think you should have to have a lot of money to feed your family organic foods,” its C.E.O. said at the most recent annual general meeting.

But icons beget iconoclasm, and, just when the organic business has attained cultural legitimacy, a market has opened up for debunkers. “Organic, Inc.: Natural Foods and How They Grew” (Harcourt; $25), by the business writer Samuel Fromartz, is a cultural, political, and economic history of the modern organic industry that is markedly critical of the distance that “Big Organic” has come from its anti-industrial roots in the early twentieth century. “Agrarian Dreams: The Paradox of Organic Farming in California” (California; $21.95), by the geographer Julie Guthman, is a meticulous academic study of the institutional dynamics of the state’s organic agriculture and asserts that organic agriculture, far from escaping the logic of capitalism, has wholly embraced it. And Michael Pollan’s outstanding “The Omnivore’s Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals” (Penguin; $26.95) is a wide-ranging invitation to think through the moral ramifications of our current eating habits. Pollan undertakes a pilgrim’s progress along modern food chains, setting standards for ethical eating which the industrial approach of Whole Foods and its suppliers fails to satisfy.

Such criticisms reflect growing discontent among many veterans of the organic movement. As one consumer advocate told Pollan, “Organic is becoming what we hoped it would be an alternative to.” This disillusionment is fuelled by questions about quality, sustainability, and business ethics—but it is also, crucially, a matter of ideology and morality. For many who participated in the early phase of organic farming, its subsequent history is a story of paradise lost—or, worse, sold—in which cherished ideals have simply become part of the sales pitch. According to the Web site of Earthbound Farm, a major supplier of Whole Foods, eating organic is an almost spiritual quest: “We honor the fragile complexity of our ecosystem, the health of those who work the land, and the long-term well-being of customers who enjoy our harvest. . . . Organic farming encourages an abundance of species living in balanced, harmonious ecosystems.” This is late-modern georgic in its ripest vein. Where Virgil asked, “What makes the cornfield smile?,” Earthbound Farm’s Web site has the answer: the use of “earth-friendly methods to grow healthful crops without relying on chemical pesticides or using synthetic fertilizers.” But the reality is no idyll.

The plastic package of Earthbound Farm baby arugula in Whole Foods was grown without synthetic fertilizers; no toxic pesticides or fumigants were used to control insect predators; no herbicides were applied to deal with weeds; no genes from other species were introduced into its genome to increase yield or pest resistance; no irradiation was used to extend its shelf life. It complies with the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s National Organic Program, a set of standards that came into full effect in 2002 to regulate the commercial use of the word “organic.” So what’s the problem?

It all depends on what you think you’re buying when you buy organic. If the word conjures up the image of a small, family-owned, local operation, you may be disappointed. Like Whole Foods, Earthbound Farm is a very big business. Earthbound’s founders, Drew and Myra Goodman, Manhattanites who went to college in the Bay Area, and then started a two-and-a-half-acre raspberry-and-baby-greens farm near Carmel to produce food they “felt good about,” are now the nation’s largest grower of organic produce, with revenues for this year projected at more than $450 million. Their greens, including the arugula, are produced on giant farms in six different counties in California, two in Arizona, one in Colorado, and in three Mexican states. Earthbound grows more than seventy per cent of all the organic lettuce sold in America; big organic retailers like Whole Foods require big organic suppliers. (Earthbound actually dropped the “organic” specification when it started its mass-distribution program, in 1993—even though the stuff was organic—because its first client, Costco, thought it might put customers off.) By 2004, Earthbound was farming twenty-six thousand acres; its production plants in California and Arizona total four hundred thousand square feet, and its products are available in supermarkets in every state of the Union. The Carmel Valley farm stand is still there, largely for public-relations purposes, and is as much an icon of California’s entrepreneurial roots as the Hewlett-Packard garage in downtown Palo Alto.

Success is not necessarily a sin, of course, and, for many people, buying organic is a way of being environmentally sensitive. Earthbound notes that its farming techniques annually obviate the use of more than a quarter of a million pounds of toxic chemical pesticides and almost 8.5 million pounds of synthetic fertilizers, which saves 1.4 million gallons of the petroleum needed to produce those chemicals. Their tractors even use biodiesel fuel.

Yet the net benefit of all this to the planet is hard to assess. Michael Pollan, who thinks that we ought to take both a wider and a deeper view of the social, economic, and physical chains that deliver food to fork, cites a Cornell scientist’s estimate that growing, processing, and shipping one calorie’s worth of arugula to the East Coast costs fifty-seven calories of fossil fuel. The growing of the arugula is indeed organic, but almost everything else is late-capitalist business as usual. Earthbound’s compost is trucked in; the salad-green farms are models of West Coast monoculture, laser-levelled fields facilitating awesomely efficient mechanical harvesting; and the whole supply chain from California to Manhattan is only four per cent less gluttonous a consumer of fossil fuel than that of a conventionally grown head of iceberg lettuce—though Earthbound plants trees to offset some of its carbon footprint. “Organic,” then, isn’t necessarily “local,” and neither “organic” nor “local” is necessarily “sustainable.”

Earthbound and other large-scale organic growers have embraced not only the logic of capitalism but the specific logic of California agribusiness. Julie Guthman’s book shows how, ever since the gold rush, the state’s growers have aimed at maximizing monetary yield per acre. First, it was wheat to feed the influx of gold miners and those dependent on the mining industry; then, after railways and refrigerated cars enabled the delivery of shining fresh produce across the country, it was orchard fruit. Later still, tract housing and mini-malls proved more profitable, which is why you’ll have a hard time finding orange groves in Orange County. Guthman writes that big, concentrated, high-value organic agriculture in California is “the legacy of the state’s own style of agrarian capitalism.” You saw this style in action when, in 1989, a “60 Minutes” exposé about residues of the carcinogenic pesticide Alar found on apples caused a consumer stampede to the organic-produce bins. “Don’t panic, buy organic,” was the mantra, and growers responded by borrowing heavily to expand their organic enterprises. When the scare subsided, supply outstripped demand, and, in the inevitable shakeout, some small-scale organic farmers had to sell out to larger players in the food industry. Washington State’s Cascadian Farm was one such. Its founder, a “onetime hippie” named Gene Kahn, sold a majority holding to Welch’s, and now it is a division of the $17.8 billion giant General Mills. He hasn’t the least regret: “We’re part of the food industry now.” The investors bankrolling Big Organic have no reason to fear the vestigial hippie rhetoric: it’s not so much a counterculture as a bean-counter culture.

According to Samuel Fromartz, ninety per cent of “frequent” organic buyers think they’re buying better “health and nutrition.” They may be right. If, for any reason, you don’t want the slightest pesticide residue in your salad, or you want to insure that there are no traces of recombinant bovine somatotropin hormone (rbST) in your children’s milk, you’re better off spending the extra money for organically produced food. But scientific evidence for the risks of such residues is iffy, as it is, too, for the benefits of the micro-nutrients that are said to be more plentiful in an organic carrot than in its conventional equivalent.

Other people are buying taste, but there’s little you can say about other people’s taste in carrots and not much more you can intelligibly articulate about your own. The taste of an heirloom carrot bought five years ago from the Chino family farm in Rancho Santa Fe, California, sticks indelibly in my memory, though at the time I hadn’t any idea whether artificial fertilizers or pesticides had been applied to it. (I later learned that they had not.) For many fruits and vegetables, freshness, weed control, and the variety grown may be far more important to taste than whether the soil in which they were grown was dosed with ammonium nitrate. Pollan did his own taste test by shopping at Whole Foods for an all-organic meal: everything was pretty good, except for the six-dollar bunch of organic asparagus, which had been grown in Argentina, air-freighted six thousand miles to the States, and immured for a week in the distribution chain. Pollan shouldn’t have been surprised that it tasted like “cardboard.”

The twentieth-century origins of the organic movement can be traced to the writings of the English agronomist Sir Albert Howard, particularly his 1940 book “An Agricultural Testament.” Howard was a critic of the rise of scientific agriculture. In the mid-nineteenth century, following the work of the German chemist Justus von Liebig, it was thought that all plants really needed from the soil was the correct quantities and proportions of nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium: the N-P-K ratios that you see on bags of garden fertilizer. For many crops, it is the availability of nitrogen that limits growth. Legumes apart, plants cannot extract nitrogen directly from the practically unlimited stores of the gas in the atmosphere, so farmers in the nineteenth century routinely enhanced soil fertility using animal manures, guano, or mined nitrates. But, just before the First World War, the German chemist Fritz Haber and the industrialist Carl Bosch devised a way of synthesizing ammonia from atmospheric nitrogen. From there, the commercial production of enormous quantities of nitrogenous fertilizers was a relatively easy matter. The result was a technological revolution in agriculture.

But Howard had worked in India as “Imperial Economic Botanist” to the government of the Raj at Pusa, and his experiences there convinced him that traditional Indian farming techniques were in many respects superior to those of the modern West. Howard was a pragmatist—the criterion of agricultural success was what worked—but he was also a holist and a taker of the long view. The health of the soil, the health of what grew in it, and the health of those who ate what grew in it were “one great subject.” To reduce this intricacy to a simple set of chemical inputs, as Liebig’s followers did, was reductionist science at its worst. Soils treated this way would ultimately collapse, and so would the societies that abused them: “Artificial manures lead inevitably to artificial nutrition, artificial food, artificial animals and finally to artificial men and women,” racked with disease and physically stunted. You could indeed get short-term boosts in yield through the generous application of synthetic fertilizers, but only by robbing future generations of their patrimony. Soil, Howard wrote, is “the capital of the nations which is real, permanent, and independent of everything except a market for the products of farming.” We have no choice but to go “back to nature” and to “safeguard the land of the Empire from the operations of finance.” The “supremacy of the West” depends upon it.

Howard’s ideas reached America largely through J. I. Rodale’s magazine Organic Gardening and Farming, and, later, through a widely read essay by Wendell Berry in “The Last Whole Earth Catalogue.” The organic movement that sprang up in America during the postwar years, manured by the enthusiasm of both the hippies and their New Age successors, supplemented Howard’s ideas of soil health with the imperative that the scale should be small and the length of the food chain from farm to consumer short. You were supposed to know who it was that produced your food, and to participate in a network of trust in familiar people and transparent agricultural practices. A former nutritionist at Columbia, who went on to grow produce upstate, recalls, “When we said organic, we meant local. We meant healthful. We meant being true to the ecologies of regions. We meant mutually respectful growers and eaters. We meant social justice and equality.”

There is no way to make food choices without making moral choices as well, and anthropologists have had much to say about the inevitable link between what’s good to eat and what’s good to think. Decisions about how we want our food produced and delivered are decisions about what counts as social virtue. One of the founding texts of modern social theory, Émile Durkheim’s “The Division of Labor in Society,” drew a distinction between what he called mechanical and organic solidarity. In societies characterized by mechanical solidarity, each person knew pretty much what every other person did and each social unit encompassed pretty much all the functions it needed in order to survive. Mechanical solidarity, in Durkheim’s scheme, was largely a premodern form. By contrast, organic solidarity flowed from the division of labor. Individuals depended upon one another for the performance of specialized tasks, and, as modernity proceeded, the networks of dependence that bound them together became increasingly anonymous. You didn’t know who grew the food at the end of your fork, or, indeed, who made the fork. But, then, the original English sense of “organ” was an instrument or a machine made up of interdependent specialized parts, as in the musical pipe organ. The application to living things came only later, by way of analogy with machines; the eye, for example, is the “organ of seeing.” And so, by semantic inversion, champions of organic farming actually seek virtue not in organic but in mechanical solidarity.

The quest for the shortest possible chain between producer and consumer is the narrative dynamic of Michael Pollan’s book, which is cleverly structured around four meals, each representing a different network of relations between producers, eaters, and the environment, and each an attempt at greater virtue than the last. Pollan’s first meal is fast food, and he follows a burger back to vast monocultural industrial blocs of Iowan corn, planted by G.P.S.-guided tractors and dosed with tons of synthetic fertilizer, whose massive runoff into the Mississippi River—as much as 1.5 million tons of nitrogen a year—winds up feeding algal blooms and depleting the oxygen needed by other forms of life in the Gulf of Mexico. Pollan then follows the corn to enormous feedlots in Kansas, where a heifer that he bought in South Dakota is speed-fattened—fourteen pounds of corn for each pound of edible beef—for which its naturally grass-processing rumen was not designed, requiring it to be dosed with antibiotics, which breed resistant strains of bacteria. Pollan would have liked to follow his heifer through the industrial slaughterhouse, but the giant beef-packing company was too canny to let him in, and so we are spared the stomach-churning details, which, in any case, were minutely related a few years ago in Eric Schlosser’s “Fast Food Nation.” Pollan also follows the American mountains of industrial corn into factories, where the wonders of food technology transform it into the now ubiquitous high-fructose corn syrup, which sweetens the soda that, consumed in super-sized quantities across the nation, contributes to the current epidemic of type 2 diabetes. All very bad things.

The second meal is the Big Organic one that he bought at his local Whole Foods store in California, featuring an “organic” chicken whose “free-range” label was authorized by U.S.D.A. statutes, but which actually shared a shed with twenty thousand other genetically identical birds. Two small doors in the shed opened onto a patch of grass, but they remained shut until the birds were five or six weeks old, and two weeks later Pollan’s “free range” chicken was a $2.99-a-pound package in his local Whole Foods. This meal was better—the corn-and-soybean chicken feed was certified organic and didn’t contain antibiotics—but still not perfect. Pollan’s third meal was even more virtuous. After spending several weeks doing heavy lifting on a polycultural, sustainable smallholding in the Shenandoah Valley, Pollan cooked a meal wholly made up of ingredients that he himself had a hand in producing: eggs from (genuinely) free-range, grub-eating hens, corn grown with compost from those happy birds, and, finally, a chicken whose throat he had slit himself. Very good, indeed—and no nitrogenous runoff, and no massive military machine to protect America’s supplies of Middle East oil and the natural gas needed to make the synthetic fertilizer.

Finally, Pollan decides to eat a meal—“the perfect meal”—for which he had almost total personal responsibility: wild morels foraged in the Sierra foothills, the braised loin and leg of a wild pig he had shot himself in Sonoma County, a chamomile tisane made from herbs picked in the Berkeley Hills, salad greens from his own garden, cherries taken by right of usufruct from a neighbor’s tree, sea salt scraped from a pond at the southern end of San Francisco Bay, and—O.K., strict perfection is unobtainable—a bottle of California Petite Sirah, presumably organic. This was not a way of eating that Pollan thinks is realistic on a routine basis, but he wanted to test what it felt like to have “a meal that is eaten in full consciousness of what it took to make it.” That consciousness, for Pollan, is more religious than political—every meal a sacrament. “We eat by the grace of nature, not industry, and what we’re eating is never anything more or less than the body of the world,” he says.

Pollan winds up demanding that we know much more about what we’re putting into our mouths: “What it is we’re eating. Where it came from. How it found its way to our table. And what, in a true accounting, it really cost.” The “naked lunch,” William Burroughs wrote, is the “frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork.” Burroughs meant it metaphorically; Pollan means it literally. He wants to know his farmer’s name, and to know that his hamburger was once part of the muscles of a particular cow. He wants to do his bit to save the planet. That means he wants to eat locally, within a network of familiarity. But, even so, the knowledge required is potentially infinite. What particular bacteria, fungi, and trace elements lurk in the soil of your sustainable community farm? Does your friendly local farmer use a tractor or a horse? If a tractor, does it use fuel made from biomass? If a horse, are the oats it eats organic? If the oats are organic, does the manure with which they were grown come from organically fed animals? How much of this sort of knowledge can you digest?

Pollan seems aware of the contradictions entailed in trying to eat in this rigorously ethical spirit, but he doesn’t give much space to the most urgent moral problem with the organic ideal: how to feed the world’s population. At the beginning of the twentieth century, there was a serious scare about an imminent Malthusian crisis: the world’s rapidly expanding population was coming up against the limits of agricultural productivity. The Haber-Bosch process averted disaster, and was largely responsible for a fourfold increase in the world’s food supply during the twentieth century. Earl Butz, Nixon’s Secretary of Agriculture, was despised by organic farmers, but he might not have been wrong when he said, in 1971, that if America returned to organic methods “someone must decide which fifty million of our people will starve!” According to a more recent estimate, if synthetic fertilizers suddenly disappeared from the face of the earth, about two billion people would perish.

Supporters of organic methods maintain that total food-energy productivity per acre can be just as high as with conventional agriculture, and that dousings of N-P-K are made necessary only by the industrial scale of modern agriculture and its long-chain systems of distribution. Yet the fact remains that, to unwind conventional agriculture, you would have to unwind some highly valued features of the modern world order. Given the way the world now is, sustainably grown and locally produced organic food is expensive. Genetically modified, industrially produced monocultural corn is what feeds the victims of an African famine, not the gorgeous organic technicolor Swiss chard from your local farmers’ market. Food for a “small planet” will, for the foreseeable future, require a much smaller human population on the planet.

Besides, for most consumers that Earthbound Farm organic baby arugula from Whole Foods isn’t an opportunity to dismantle the infrastructures of the modern world; it’s simply salad. Dressed with a little Tuscan extra-virgin olive oil, a splash of sherry vinegar, some shavings of Parmigiano Reggiano, and fleur de sel from the Camargue, it makes a very nice appetizer. To insist that we are consuming not just salad but a vision of society isn’t wrong, but it’s biting off more than most people are able and willing to chew. Cascadian Farm’s Gene Kahn, countering the criticism that by growing big he had sold out, volunteered his opinion on the place that food has in the average person’s life: “This is just lunch for most people. Just lunch. We can call it sacred, we can talk about communion, but it’s just lunch.”
Reviewing "Crunchy Cons"

While I haven't read it yet, a beautiful woman I know did and highly recommends "Crunchy Cons" by Rod Dreher. I came across this review of it from Crisis magazine and thought I'd throw it up here. (BTW, I mean an extremely beautiful woman.)

Crunchy-Con Awakening
Thomas S. Hibbs

Crunchy Cons: How Birkenstocked Burkeans, gun-loving organic gardeners, evangelical free-range farmers, hip homeschooling mamas, right-wing nature lovers, and their diverse tribe of counter-cultural conservatives plan to save America (or at least the Republican Party)
Rod Dreher, Crown Forum, $24, 272 pages

With the publication of Crunchy Cons, Rod Dreher—previously an editor at National Review and now an editor and writer for the Dallas Morning News—brings into public view a movement that’s not really a movement, a sensibility rather than an ideology, a phenomenon that’s perhaps best captured in the book’s eclectic subtitle: How Birkenstocked Burkeans, gun-loving organic gardeners, evangelical free-range farmers, hip homeschooling mamas, right-wing nature lovers, and their diverse tribe of countercultural conservatives plan to save America (or at least the Republican Party). Crunchy Cons, which mixes the anecdotal and the philosophical, is a great read. Despite a lingering fuzziness about what precisely crunchiness is, Dreher’s book is a compelling and hopeful portrait of the way many Americans are altering their lives, in conscious opposition to the culture, in order to recover what Russell Kirk called “the permanent things.”

Dreher’s book details a kind of awakening of many Americans from a certain naïveté about the market and popular culture. There is a disconnection, or perhaps a hidden connection, between the material prosperity of our culture and our inarticulacy about what matters. Perhaps there was a time when that inarticulacy did not matter as much; now, it does. Dreher mentions the regular occurrence of well-intentioned parents who hand their kids over to public or private schools and to our popular culture and then end up shocked at the results. The objection is not to the market in all forms, only to the market as infiltrating all spheres of human life, particularly marriage, the family, and the rearing of children. Crunchy Cons is full of stories of active resistance to the culture and the market: parents who throw out their TVs and decide to homeschool their kids, join a food co-op, or take up farming. The task, as Dreher describes it, is to “imagine life outside the boundaries set by our media culture.”

As Dreher notes, there is a palpable overlap of crunchiness and a particular strain of religious conservatism. The clearest way to bring out what’s distinctive in Dreher’s book—and the central place of religion in it—is to compare it with the best work of cultural observation in recent years, David Brooks’s Bobos in Paradise: The New Upper Class and How They Got There (Simon & Schuster, 2000). Like Brooks’s bobos, crunchy cons combine the bourgeois and the bohemian. Like the bobos, the crunchies turn shopping into an art, prefer “intuitive and organic modes of thought” to the mechanistic, and celebrate “the intimate humanism of the pre-industrial craftsman.” They also both love “texture,” which is just a more refined word for crunchiness.

On the surface, both groups long for a kind of romantic authenticity and risk turning their way of life into a new trend in shopping, precisely the thing the crunchies profess to abhor. And yet the crunchies depart in striking ways from the bobos, nowhere more dramatically than on the topic of religion. For the bobos, religion must be measured by its contribution to the expansion of the self; thus, bobos engage in the (at best paradoxical) task of erecting a “house of obligation on a foundation of choice.” As Brooks hilariously imagines it, bobo heaven would involve not a last judgment, but a final conversation, a dialogue with the angel of death, not about one’s piety or even one’s moral character but about one’s taste in interior design, coffee, and food. Brooks’s unsurprising conclusion is that bobo “spiritual life is tepid and undemanding.” Although he does not cite the bobos, the following terse statement from Dreher is apt: “A God no bigger than our desires is not God at all, but a divinized rationalization for self-worship.” That’s a pretty good description of bobo religion.

A troubling feature of Brooks’s new elite can be seen by asking a question Brooks never poses. What happens to bobo paradise when tragedy strikes—when a bobo gets fired from work in an embezzlement scandal, has to care for a seriously disabled parent, has a kid who develops a drug addiction, or worse, has a child killed in an auto accident? These sorts of tragedies never so much as surface as possibilities in Brooks’s narrative.

Not all readers will be moved to imitate the sort of choices made by the crunchies, but one at least can admire the sacrifices made and especially the sense of missionary devotion to the family; for example, giving up a lucrative position in business to run a local farm or sacrificing a second income to homeschool kids. They also demand a great deal of time and imaginative energy. It is not surprising that these choices either result from, or lead to, profound changes in self-understanding. One interviewee after another speaks of realizing a “calling.” Far more than the bobos, the crunchies and their children will be prepared, to the extent that anyone can be prepared, for tragedy.

Still, Dreher’s argument is a bit unclear about the status of crunchiness in relation to mainstream America. There is a tension between the goal stipulated at the end of the book’s prolix subtitle, “to save America (or at least the Republican party),” and the impulse, rooted in a sense of impending cultural decay, to retreat to communities at the margins of society. Dreher’s crunchy cons are trying to recover a sense of community, a sense of human association not entirely ruled by government or big business. In the words of the economist E. F. Schumacher, whom Dreher frequently quotes, “Small is beautiful.”

The crunchies are also recovering a sense of self-governance. Alexis de Tocqueville warns of the way in which individualism and centralization conspire together to squeeze out room for citizenship. And Irving Kristol observes the way in which the bourgeois consumer has replaced the bourgeois citizen. But crunchy cons seem more pessimistic about American culture than Tocqueville was. While they are by no means indifferent to the public good, crunchies are not interested in associations as instruments of political health, but as ways of recovering a sense of personal purpose.

Do the crunchies want to save America or the Republican Party or, having acknowledged the short-term irreversibility of civilized decay, do they plan to “retreat behind defensible borders”? Of course, Dreher and most of his crunchies are somewhere between these two options, just as the contemporary Republican Party is between social conservatism and libertarianism. To the extent that the crunchies aspire to opt out of the wider culture, they are vulnerable to the free-rider objection: that of creating little enclaves that are nonetheless dependent on the society that they have abandoned for services and protections. As I say, this is clearly not Dreher’s ideal, but it is a difficulty the crunchies should face squarely.

But these sorts of questions might well inform a Crunchy Con sequel. Such a book would indeed be welcome, as it would provide Dreher an opportunity to argue further for the contemporary viability of Kirk’s permanent things. The great merit of Dreher’s book, after all, is to remind us of a permanent truth about which large portions of our culture suffer chronic amnesia. The bourgeois virtues may satisfy the needs of the political order, but they will never satisfy the longings of the human soul.


Thomas S. Hibbs is the author of Shows About Nothing: Nihilism in Popular Culture from The Exorcist to Seinfeld (Spence, 2002).

New Ratings Are In and Nothing Has Changed -- Air America is Still Talking and No One is Listening

If it was any other commercial venture, Air America would have long ago have been shut down as a miserable flop. Notwithstanding it's abysmal ratings, the Libs continue to keep propping up their echo chamber radio network that virtually no one listens to. But, that's ok, I'm fine with that. Keep pouring millions of dollars into a futile attempt to compete with Rush Limbaugh, Laura Ingraham, Bill Bennett, et al. Those programs continue to draw millions of listeners; Air America spends millions of dollars and draws nothing but flies!

Here is a recent look at Air America from Byron York of National Review:


Air America’s Year of Decline
The liberal network scores its lowest-ever ratings.

The latest radio ratings are in, and they show continued bad news for Air America, the liberal talk-radio network featuring Al Franken, Randi Rhodes, Janeane Garofolo, and others.

While it is difficult to pinpoint Air America's ratings nationally — it is on the air in about 50 stations across the country, and has been on some of them for just the last few months — it is possible to measure the network's performance in the nation's number-one market, New York City.

The new Arbitron ratings for Winter 2005, which covers January, February, and March, show that WLIB, the station which carries Air America in New York, won a 1.2-percent share of all listeners 12 years and older. That is down one tenth of one point from the station's 1.3 percent share in Winter 2004, the last period when it aired its old format of Caribbean music and talk.

Air America debuted on March 31, 2004. In the network's first quarter on the air, Spring of 2004, which covered April, May, and June, Air America won a 1.3-percent share of the market audience. That number rose slightly to 1.4 percent in the Summer 2004 July/August/September period, and fell back to 1.2 percent in the Fall 2004 October/November/December period, where it remains today.

Those numbers are, again, for all listeners 12 years and older. Air America executives, however, often point to the network's performance among listeners 25 to 54 years of age, the preferred demographic target for radio advertisers. But in that area, too, Air America is struggling.

Between the hours of 10 A.M. and 3 P.M., the period that includes Al Franken's program, Air America drew a 1.4-percent share of the New York audience aged 25 to 54 in Winter 2005. That number is the latest in a nearly year-long decline. In Spring of 2004, Air America's first quarter on the air, it drew a 2.2-percent share of the audience. That rose to 2.3 percent in the Summer of 2004, then fell to 1.6 percent in the Fall of 2004, and is now 1.4 percent — Air America's lowest-ever quarterly rating in that time and demographic slot.

The ratings also show WABC radio, which airs Rush Limbaugh, consistently beating Air America in New York City even though Franken had at one time claimed to be beating the conservative host there. In the 10 a.m. to 3 P.M. period in the Winter of 2005, WABC (and Limbaugh) won 2.7 percent of the audience to Air America's 1.4 percent. In Spring 2004, WABC beat Air America 2.7 percent to 2.2 percent. In Summer 2004, WABC won 2.7 percent to 2.3 percent. In Fall 2004, WABC won 3.6 percent to 1.6 percent.

That last number surprised some observers because it showed Air America faltering in October and November 2004, the period when the presidential election was reaching its finish and political passions were presumably at their highest. But even then, Air America's decline continued. And now, it has fallen even farther.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Just Great. Now, Traffic Is Really Going to Be Backed Up.



from www.worth1000.com
Schadenfreude

Scoreless stretch ends, [Cubs] skid continues

By Paul Sullivan
Tribune staff reporter
Published May 7, 2006, 2:01 AM CDT

SAN DIEGO -- In a display of offensive ineptitude that has grown in stunning proportions over the last week, the Cubs lost their fifth straight game Saturday night by going 0-for-13 with runners in scoring position in a 2-1, 10-inning loss to San Diego.

Rob Bowen's leadoff home run off Bob Howry in the 10th inning gave San Diego its seventh straight win, spoiling a brilliant night for rookie left-hander Sean Marshall.

"Marshall pitched great," manager Dusty Baker said. "We left a lot of guys out there. We had a lot of chances. We're just not getting that hit at the right time."

After going 0-for-7 with runners in scoring position in Friday's 1-0, 11-inning loss, the Cubs are now 0-for-20 in that category in the series and hitting a measly .071 with runners in scoring position while losing seven of their last eight and falling one game under .500 at 14-15.

Marshall has been a bright light during a particularly dark period for the Cubs, continuing to prove he's got the stuff to become a bonafide big league star. He carried a no-hitter in the sixth inning of Saturday night's game against San Diego in Petco Field, but left with a no-decision when the Padres tied the game 1-1 in the sixth.

In his fourth straight dominant performance, Marshall allowed one run on three hits over six innings before being lifted for a pinch-hitter in the seventh. Over his last four starts, Marshall has allowed four earned runs on 11 hits over 25 1/3 innings, compiling a 1.42 ERA.

Saturday's performance was the best yet. Marshall's curve was untouchable the first five innings, and he had a 1-0 lead in the sixth before Eric Young snapped the no-hit bid with one out on a sharp single to left. Mike Cameron followed with an infield hit, beating Marshall to the bag when the rookie got a late start off the mound on a slow roller to first baseman Todd Walker.

With runners on first and second and one out, Brian Giles singled to right on a 3-1 pitch, scoring Young to tie the game at 1-1 and advancing Cameron to third. After inducing Mike Piazza to hit a foul pop-up and walking Mark Bellhorn to load the bases, Marshall got Khalil Greene to hit a first-pitch changeup to right field, ending the inning and the kid's night.

The Cubs came into the game with a scoreless innings drought of 25 straight, and extended it to 28 consecutive innings before Aramis Ramirez homered on an 0-2 pitch from Jake Peavy leading off the fourth. The drought was the longest by any Cubs team since the '92 club went 36 straight innings without a run from April 27-May 1.

With Piazza behind the plate, the Cubs ran all night, racking up five steals off the veteran catcher in the first six innings before he was replaced on a double-switch. But the Cubs continuously failed to bring home runners in scoring position.

Jacque Jones was inserted into the clean-up position, but went 0-for-5 with four strikeouts.

"I'm just trying to plug along, trying to get better every day," Jones said. "I thought I was making some progress, but I just ruined it... Tonight I was in position to help the team win, and I didn't do it at all. The guys were busting their tails, and I didn't do anything to help them."

The Cubs have been outscored 47-6 in their last eight games and are hitting .209 in that stretch. Baker was at a loss for words afterwards about the collective inability of the Cubs lineup to come up with a clutch hit.

"If I knew the answer, we wouldn't be in this situation," Baker said. "There's not a whole lot to say."


Fond Memories


Saturday, May 06, 2006

Here Come the Libs -- Drinking Hillary Kool-Aid

One thing that amazes me about Liberals is their infinite capacity for self-delusion. We'll see this behavior in spades as we get closer to '08 and the next presidential election. Here's a little preview by Elenor Clift, a die-hard lib who seems to liken Hillary's situation to that of -- get ready for this -- Ronald Reagan. I am not making this up. Read on and see for yourself.

Fear of Hillary

Democrats are full of angst about whether to bet on the former First Lady for 2008. Perhaps they could learn some lessons from the history of Ronald Reagan.

WEB-EXCLUSIVE COMMENTARY
By
Eleanor Clift
Newsweek
Updated: 5:28 p.m. ET May 5, 2006

May 5, 2006 - The late great Jerry Garcia used to say the Grateful Dead [well she's half right, Jerry Garcia is dead. But the only people who consider him a "great" musician are burned out, drug-addled 60's radicals (like Eleanor Clift) who used to (and probably still do) sit around, stoned out of their minds listening to that rambling nonsense, and convincing themselves it was great music.] were like black licorice. People who loved them loved them a lot. People who hated them really hated them. “Hillary Clinton is black licorice,” says a Democratic strategist. “There’s a huge upside, and there’s a huge downside. And we don’t know how it will balance out.” [That's the whole problem with Democratic strategists -- they're consist losers at the ballot box because they produce candidates that they like (the huge upside) and that the voters reject (the huge downside). ]

When was the last time we had such a dominant front runner this early who raises such anxiety about electability? The answer is Ronald Reagan. It took a leap of imagination to believe an aging grade-B movie actor with orange hair [Orange hair? Typical Liberal -- can't even mention Ronald Reagan without taking a cheap shot. That's ok though. Conservatives have Reagan, Cold War Hero; Liberals have Jimmy Carter, Shameful Appeaser and Bill Clinton, Serial Philanderer; and nothing they say about Reagan can change that!] could win the presidency. Hillary’s supporters are counting on the same act of faith in the political marketplace, but they are far from making the sale. The angst among Democrats borders on insurrection over whether to place their bets for ‘08 on Hillary. [This is priceless. "Let's compare Hillary to Reagan!" What Clift totally ignores is that Reagan was a relative unknown. He was govenor of California, but did not generate much traction in '76 against Ford in the primary. To address this, Reagan spent a couple years on the road making appearances and speeches; consequently, by the time the '80 campaign came around he had a large grass-roots conservative following and was able to build that support into the nomination. On the other hand, Hillary is very well known. Any Democratic strategist worth more than a warm bucket of spit realizes Hillary's problem is not that she's an unknown, it's that she's too well known. And the more people know her, the less people like her!]

Democrats want to win the so badly that they are leery of experimenting with the first woman, let alone the first man as First Lady. “You can’t put him on the stage with her; he blows her away. You can’t do nice little spouse events with him; they’d be the biggest events of the campaign,” says the strategist, noting that this would add to the unpredictable nature of a Hillary candidacy. On the other hand, if not Hillary, who? Those who worry a Clinton presidential campaign would be a running soap opera see former Virginia governor Mark Warner as a futuristic alternative, so nonideological and neutral that he seems bionic.

But how does anybody get around Hillary? And why would anyone want to even try? Clinonista Paul Begala was in town this week promoting the book he coauthored with sidekick James Carville. “Take it Back: Our Party, Our Country, Our Future” is a call to arms for Democrats to quit cowering and give voice to their beliefs. It doesn’t advocate for any particular candidate, but Begala’s long association with the Clintons and his admission early in his talk that he is encouraging Hillary to run invited the questions on everybody’s mind. The first came from a woman who said she hears from her friends that Hillary is too polarizing and ultimately can’t win a general election. “What’s a good answer to that?” [Uh, how about -- "Find another candidate?"]

“I do get this question a lot,” Begala said. “It says to me we don’t believe in ourselves anymore. Anybody who runs from either party will have negatives of 40 to 45 percent before it’s over. She may have them the week she files,” he conceded, “but what more can the Republicans do to her? They’ve exhausted their supply of scandalous revelations. “It reminds me of a scene in ‘The World According to Garp’ where Garp and Jenny are going to buy their first home and a plane flies into it. Garp tells the Realtor, ‘We’ll take it. It’s disasterproof—what’s the chance of that happening again?’ So Hillary made some money on cattle futures,” Begala concludes with a theatrical yawn, suggesting old news is no news.
[This is the classic "let's move-on" strategy that Bubba employed so successfully. Thinking that what worked for the charismatic good 'ol boy will work for the not-so-charismatic Hillary requires a lot of wishful thinking. But, please Liberals, go ahead and indulge yourselves. Maybe by 2112 when Hillary decides to try again, it will be really old news!]

The second zinger came from a woman who said she went to an all-girls school, and when she hears women talk about Hillary, it reminds her of how the girls in school used to undercut each other. “Now it’s women undercutting a woman in a vicious way,” she concluded.

“This is something every group that seeks to advance has had to overcome,” Begala replied. “More Jews were worried about Joe Lieberman [as a vice presidential candidate] than Catholics. They were worried he’d stumble and embarrass them.” Besides, he went on, if the Republicans attack her in a way that women perceive as sexist, they could trigger a backlash that would favor Hillary. His model here, he explained, is the Bush-Rove strategy in ‘04 to bring in 4 million new white evangelicals with a campaign based on “anger points.” These voters, who were overwhelmingly male, didn’t much like the Iraq war and were lukewarm about the president, but they were red hot about abortion and gays.

Begala sees a parallel for Hillary with women between 18 and 35 who tend to vote Democratic, but don’t vote very often. “I wouldn’t scream at them about abortion and gay rights,” says Begala. “I would say, ‘Look at what these fellas are saying about Hillary.’ The more they hear the other side saying she’s a witch, she’s angry, they’ll be galvanized to vote. These are anger points for women. If Republicans attack her the way I think they will, that could gain her traction among women.”

Hillary is on her way to winning big in New York in November. Begala cites the guy in a bait shop in upstate New York who hated Hillary and now says, “How’s my gal Hillary doin’?” She’s won him over, he says, but a marketing executive who identified himself as a strong Democrat wasn’t convinced by Begala’s spiel. Hillary is a “death wish” for the Democrats, he said. That kind of talk reflects a nervousness that can only be dispelled at the ballot box.
[No, that kind of talk reflects at least one Democrat who has a firm grip on reality. Let's hope the Democrats don't hire him away from his marketing position and make him a strategist. :-) ]
Steyn Outside the Box

One of the things I really like about Mark Steyn is he always has a unique perspective; in business-speak what they call "outside the box" thinking. Usually that's just another euphemism for some more corporate baloney. Companies hire consulting firms to do their thinking for them and to justify their exorbitant fees, these firms give them a bunch of gobbledygook pycho-babble that they can't understand but they sit in feigned awe and say "Wow, that's really outside the box thinking". (And please don't be offended by my comments about consulting firms. Hey, I work for one -- my income depends on those exorbitant fees which, on second thought, are really quite reasonable! :-)

Anyway, here's a recent Steyn column from National Review that's, as usual, required reading.


MARK STEYN

With a Majority Like This . . .

Last year Newt Gingrich was up in New Hampshire and my neighbor Scott went along and expressed various dissatisfactions with the GOP Congress. And Newt said, well, you must remember Republicans are still pretty new at this, we’re not used to being in the majority.

That’s it? The Iraqis are expected to pick up the ins and outs of this governing business instantly, but the Republican party can’t get the hang of it after eleven years? Don’t worry, I’m not predicting electoral disaster this November. It would be nice to think that the GOP might get to enjoy a Geena Davis–style “hiatus” while they “retune” their winning formula. But I doubt it will happen: Even losers need someone to lose to, and the Democrats have failed to fulfill even that minimal requirement for the last decade.

Christopher Hitchens said on the Hugh Hewitt show recently that he “dislikes” the Republican party but has “contempt” for the Democrats. I appreciate the distinction, though I’m not sure I could muster even that level of genial tolerance. The Democrats have been the most contemptible opportunists in the years since 9/11: If they’ve got nothing useful to contribute to the great challenge of the age they could at least have the decency not to waste our time waving around three-year-old Abu Ghraib pictures and chanting “exit strategy” every ten minutes.

But what happened to the other guys? “The Republican party,” says Arlen Specter, “is now principally moderate, if not liberal” — and he means it as a compliment. “I’ll just say this about the so-called porkbusters,” chips in Trent Lott. “I’m getting damn tired of hearing from them. They have been nothing but trouble since Katrina.”

Well, to be honest, I’m a good half-decade past getting damn tired of hearing from Trent Lott. But the difference is that, as a member of the pork-funding sector of the economy, I pay for him; he doesn’t pay for me. And, that being the reality of the situation, if he doesn’t want to hear from the taxpayers he should get out of electoral politics, and become a bigtime lobbyist or a busboy at Denny’s or whatever. Or maybe he could be an usher at the Rock ’n’ Roll Hall of Fame, which now receives federal funding. Don’t ask me why. Is it a requirement of the Patriot Act? Are there Homeland Security concerns that al-Qaeda could infiltrate the Hall of Fame posing as Martha and the Vandellas?

Do you remember that anthrax business just after September 11th? At the height of the scare, Tom Daschle came out and announced that 34 of his staffers had tested positive for anthrax. I was horrified: Tom Daschle has 34 staffers? Why? Presumably to read all that poorly drafted legislation the senators themselves never have time to look at before voting on.

I used to joke that the Senate was America’s House of Lords — certainly, my congressman and senators (Charlie Bass, Judd Gregg, John Sununu) are all hereditary beneficiaries — but that’s very unfair to Britain’s poor old backwoods viscounts. In the days when I used to swing by the Palace of Westminster, I’d find a 9th duke, a 12th marquess, and a 17th earl all sharing an office the size of a men’s-room stall, with one elderly secretary between them. They had no staff, no salaries — just travel and overnight expenses. The Senate is more like the Supreme Council of the United Arab Emirates writ large.

Can you get small government from big legislators? I doubt it. Take this foot-of-page-37 item from the Associated Press: “If barbers need a license to cut hair, there’s no reason the government cannot set requirements for tax preparation, said Senate Finance Committee chairman Charles Grassley, R-Iowa.”

Good grief. That’s the “Republican” position? Isn’t the real question this: Why do so many citizens need professional tax preparation? These days, tiny towns without a gas station or general store nevertheless manage to support an H&R Block office. Why? Because no reasonably well-informed citizen can understand — or even read — the tax code. So a minimum-wage waitress with a part-time housecleaning business requires professional assistance to file her taxes. That’s a disgrace to a free society.

Senator Grassley is concerned because, if you take your taxes to ten different tax guys, they’ll give you ten different answers. But so what? If you take ’em to ten different IRS guys, you’ll get ten different answers. Because even the government doesn’t understand the tax code. According to Americans for Fair Taxation, the IRS fails to answer correctly half the taxpayer queries it receives. Because there is no “correct answer” in any meaningful sense. Is it likely to improve matters to add a licensing bureaucracy designating which tax preparers are competent enough to discern a final tax figure not significantly at variance with six out of ten IRS agents’ shots in the dark?

I don’t expect Republicans to shred the tax code and reform Social Security within one term. But as the decades roll on I would like them at least to pay lip service to the notional goal of so doing. And I would admire their restraint if they could desist from adding one more disastrous shortsighted pseudo-reform to reform last year’s disastrous shortsighted pseudo-reform, as they’re now doing with their campaign-finance-reform reform.


And, if that’s not possible, I would appreciate it if at the very very minimum Trent and Arlen & Co. could stop sounding like presidents-for-life of the one-party state of Incumbistan.

Friday, May 05, 2006


Just Think ...

... a couple of percentage points in the other direction and this clown would be our president.


Pretty scary isn't it?

Thursday, May 04, 2006

EPITAPH TO COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who was with us for many years.

No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth record was long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Tylenol, sun lotion, or a bandaid to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of cof fee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him pass this on, if not join the majority and do nothing..........

My iTunes iMix



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Ellen Songs

Playlist Notes: As most people know, my wife Ellen is one of the world's most beautiful women. Here are some of the songs she likes. They're from the Ellen Songs playlist on my iPod. Whenever, I put on this playlist Ellen will say "Wow, I like every song you've played so far!" That's part of the reason I love her so much.



Song Name
Artist

When You Say Nothing at All
Alison Krauss & Union Station
Sufficiently Breathless
Captain Beyond
Sand in My Shoes
Dido
What a Wonderful World (Single)
Louis Armstrong
Unforgettable
Nat King Cole & Natalie Cole
Dreamin' Man
Neil Young
Don't Know Why
Norah Jones
The Last Chance Texaco (LP Version)
Rickie Lee Jones
White Flag
Dido
A Lucky Guy
Rickie Lee Jones



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What Does the Fish Symbol Mean?

Like most people, I always knew that this symbol is (somehow) connected to Christianity. But that's about it. Today, I thought I'd dig a little deeper and found this article from the 1917 Catholic Encyclopedia (check it out at New Advent).

Symbolism of the Fish

Among the symbols employed by the primitive Christians, that of the fish ranks probably first in importance. While the use of the fish in pagan art as a purely decorative sign is ancient and constant, the earliest literary reference to the symbolic fish is made by Clement of Alexandria, born about 150, who recommends his readers to have their seals engraved with a dove or a fish. Clement did not consider it necessary to give any reason for this recommendation, from which it may be safely be inferred that the meaning of both symbols was unnecessary. Indeed, from monumental sources we know that the symbolic fish was familiar to Christians long before the famous Alexandrian was born; in such Roman monuments as the Capella Greca and the Sacrament Chapels of the catacomb of St. Callistus, the fish was depicted as a symbol in the first decades of the second century.

The symbol itself may have been suggested by the miraculous multification of the loaves and fishes or the repast of the seven Disciples, after the Resurrection, on the shore of the Sea of Galilee (John 21:9), but its popularity among Christians was due principally, it would seem, to the famous acrostic consisting of the initial letters of five Greek words forming the word for fish (Ichthys), which words briefly but clearly described the character of Christ and His claim to the worship of believers: Iesous Christos Theou Yios Soter, i.e. Jesus Christ, Son of God, Saviour. (See the discourse of Emperor Constantine, "Ad coetum Sanctorum" c. xviii.) It is not improbable that this Christian formula originated in Alexandria, and was intended as a protest against the pagan apotheosis of the emperors; on a coin from Alexandria of the reign of Domitian (81-96) this emperor is styled Theou Yios (Son of God).

The word Ichthys, then, as well as the representation of a fish, held for Christians a meaning of the highest significance; it was a brief profession of faith in the divinity of Christ, the Redeemer of mankind. Believers in this mystic Ichthys were themselves "little fishes", according to the well-known passage of Tertullian (De baptismo, c. 1): "we, little fishes, after the image of our Ichthys, Jesus Christ, are born in the water".

The association of the Ichthys with the Eucharist is strongly emphasized in the epitaph of Abercius, the second century Bishop of Hieropolis in Phrygia (see INSCRIPTION OF ABERCIUS), and in the somewhat later epitaph of Pectorius of Autun. Abercius tells us on the aforesaid monument that in his journey from his Asiatic home to Rome, everywhere on the way he received as food "the Fish from the spring, the great, the pure", as well as "wine mixed with water, together with bread". Pectorius also speaks of the Fish as a delicious spiritual nurture supplied by the "Saviour of the Saints". In the Eucharistic monuments this idea is expressed repeatedly in the pictorial form; the food before the banqueters is invariably bread and fish on two separate dishes. The peculiar significance attached to the fish in this relation is well brought out in such early frescoes as the Fractio Panis scene in the cemetery of St. Priscilla, and the fishes on the grass, in closest proximity to the baskets containing bread and wine, in the crypt of Lucina. (See SYMBOLISM OF THE EUCHARIST.)

The fish symbol was not, however, represented exclusively with symbols of the Eucharist; quite frequently it is found associated with such other symbols as the dove, the anchor, and the monogram of Christ. The monuments, too, on which it appears, from the first to the fourth century, include frescoes, sculptured representations, rings, seals, gilded glasses, as well as enkolpia of various materials. The type of fish depicted calls for no special observation, save that, from the second century, the form of the dolphin was frequently employed. The reason for this particular selection is presumed to be the fact that, in popular esteem, the dolphin was regarded as friendly to man.

Besides the Eucharistic frescoes of the catacombs a considerable number of objects containing the fish-symbol are preserved in various European museums, one of the most interesting, because of the grouping of the fish with several other symbols, being a carved gem in the Kircherian Museum in Rome. On the left is a T-form anchor, with two fishes beneath the crossbar, while next in order are a T-form cross with a dove on the crossbar and a sheep at the foot, another T-cross as the mast of a ship, and the good shepherd carrying on His shoulders the strayed sheep. In addition to these symbols the five letters of the word Ichthys are distributed round the border. Another ancient carved gem represents a ship supported by a fish, with doves perched on the mast and stern, and Christ on the waters rescuing St. Peter.

After the fourth century the symbolism of the fish gradually disappeared; representations of fishes on baptismal fonts and on bronze baptismal cups like those found at Rome and Trier, now in the Kircherian Museum, are merely of an ornamental character, suggested, probably by the water used in baptism.

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