Which Side of the Fence are You On?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns to be outlawed.    

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.    

If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.    

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wants government to take care of him.    

If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those with viewpoints they don’t like be suppressed or shut down.    

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it..
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.