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Here's a picture from the Wall Street Journal of Odumbo and Coast Guard Admiral Thad Allen.

For some reason, this picture prompts all kinds of funny caption ideas. For example:

Odumbo: "I picked up this tar ball off the beach, and it was all sticky and yucky. See, look how it got all over my hands!"

Or, Adm. Allen, thinking to self: "I've just got to keep on nodding a few more moments until this ignorant dolt gets back on his helicopter and leaves; then I can get back to work."

Or, Odumbo: "I can't believe it -- the rubes down here never heard of arugula either."